EXCLUSIVE: What Would the 'Orange is the New Black' Cast Go to Prison For?

Yes, you’re super excited for Orange is the New Black’s Season 2 premieres today. So excited that you’re probably rocking orange to work, dying your hair like Daya, rocking your eyeliner like Flaca, and calling everyone and anyone a “coconut” like Gloria. But what would some of these ladies actually do if they were behind bars for real and not for play? We asked Jackie Cruz, Selenis Leyva, Dascha Polanco, Laura Gomez and Elizabeth Rodriguez...here’s what they said:

1. Jackie Cruz

Jackie Cruz   
 
What would you go to prison for?
I have to say, makeup. I am a huge makeup lover and lipstick is one thing I might go to jail for. (Laughs).
 
How would you escape from prison? 
I won’t. I would be scared to get caught again. You can’t get caught too many times.

2. Selenis Leyva

Selenis Leyva
 
What would you go to prison for?
I'd go to prison for acting out on any violent thought during PMS!
 
How would you escape from prison? 
I'd escape by revolting with mi gente!

3. Dascha Polanco

Dascha Polanco
 
What would you go to prison for?
If anyone did anything wrong to my kids, I'd probably go to prison for protecting them or retaliating against whoever hurt them.
 
How would you escape from prison? 
I would be like my character Dayanara and sleep with the guards or prison warden to try and work my way up and out.

4. Laura Gomez

Laura Gomez
 
What would you go to prison for?
I would probably go to prison for stalking Louis C.K. or Ricky Gervais. I'm obsessed with both Louie and Derek—I totally binge watched those two shows on Netflix. Like Blanca with the cellphone, I'd probably find a way to smuggle the DVDs into prison.
 
How would you escape from prison? 
Wow! Are we talking Papillon here? I'd probably be a part of a Big Boo's (Lea DeLaria) type of individual clan. I'm sure she’d have a good plan.

5. Elizabeth Rodriguez

Elizabeth Rodriguez
 
What would you go to prison for?
It would be of combination of torturing an abusive partner and bad legal representation.
 
What would you go to prison for?
I’d kidnap a female officer, put her in "my favorite closet” and take her uniform. I'm out!