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Father Cutié Leaves Catholic Church, Will Marry Lover
By Mariela Rosario | 05/29/2009 - 14:10

Embattled priest, Father Albert Cutié left the Roman Catholic Archdiose for the Episcopal church and announced that he will marry Ruhama Canellis, the woman at the center of the religious scandal that has rocked the Miami area.


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VIDEO: Father Cutie Speaks Out on Sex Scandal, Celibacy Requirement
By Mariela Rosario | 05/11/2009 - 10:30

Father Cutié, the popular Miami-based Roman Catholic priest and relationship guru (commonly known as "Father Oprah"), spoke to Maggie Rodriguez of The Early Show this morning to address the scandal that broke last week when photos were printed of him cavorting on the beach with a lady love.


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Hillary Clinton Dares to Question God While Visiting Mexico
By Mariela Rosario | 03/31/2009 - 16:35

Señora Clinton, you better fire one of your assistants, and quick! How did the Secretary of State not know about the glorious and miraculous apparition of the Virgin of Guadalupe in Mexico? She's only the patron saint of the entire country!

But apparently, during her recent trip to to our neighbor to the south, Clinton was taken by surprise when she made an unexpected stop at the Basilica of Our Lady of Guadalupe in order to leave a bouquet of white flowers on "behalf of the American people." 


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Chilean Cardinal Loves Pinochet, Hates Madonna
By Mariela Rosario | 12/11/2008 - 09:21

Madonna's going to need more than a prayer to escape this condemnation. According to the AP, retired Chilean Cardinal Jorge Medina Estevez recently gave a homily in honor of the ruthless dictator Augusto Pinochet, then went on to criticize Madonna, saying, "This woman comes here and in an incredibly shameless manner she provokes a crazy enthusiasm, an enthusiasm of lust, lustful thoughts, impure thoughts."


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