Hugo Chavez: Sexiest Man Alive?
By admin | 01/09/2008 - 16:01

Huh? A Venezuelan poll voted Hugo Chavez the fifth sexiest man in the nation, reports Reuters. At first, we thought maybe dictator Huey commissioned the poll himself, but no: It was done by Fedecamaras, Venezuela's top business group that pretty much hates Chavez and even backed the 2002 coup against him.

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King of Spain to Hugo Chavez: "Shut Up!"
By admin | 01/08/2008 - 15:37

A head-of-state catfight? Well, almost: at the Ibero-American summit in Chile this weekend, Spain's King Juan Carlos told Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez to "shut up," reports the BBC News. The King lobbed the insult (exact words: "porque no te callas") after Chavez called former Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar a "fascist" and kept interrupting the current Spanish Prime Minister.

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Naomi Campbell Visits Hugo Chavez in Venezuela
By admin | 12/29/2007 - 11:03

Venezuela's eccentric president Hugo Chavez continued his efforts to bring celebrities to Venezuela yesterday. The latest star to meet privately with Huey? Equally-nutty supermodel Naomi Campbell, the Associated Press reports. When asked by reporters what she was doing there, the catwalk queen remained tight-lippped: "I'm not going to be political. Thank you very much." We can only imagine what Huey and Naomi had to talk about...

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