The 12 Weirdest Things People Do To Their Private Parts

Have you ever wanted your vagina to be a lighter color? Or has your man expressed an interest in increasing the size of his balls? That's right, some ladies and gents are actually getting beauty treatments for their bits down under. Whether it's going under the knife to decrease the side of your labia or simply getting your nipples tinted, these are the 12 weirdest things that people do to their private parts:

1. Vagina Facials

Know what vagina facials are all about? We've got 5 things you need to know about them, including what is involved when you get your private bits cleansed, exfoliated and tweezed.


2. Anal Bleaching

Apparently there is a desired shade of booty, because now there's both a salon and an at-home cream to get your anus a lighter shade. 


3. Vaginal Knitting

Technically a piece of performance art, vaginal knitting became a thing when a woman placed wool inside her vagina and knitted with it. Whoa!


4. Foreskin Restoration

Whether you are a fan of circumcision or not, men can now have their foreskin restored through skin grafts or even do-it-yourself methods. 


5. Tinted Nipples

Not sure you love the coloring of your nipples? Well, now you can fix that with make-up! That's right, you can use a tint to make them more "fresh-looking."


6. Vagina Rejuvination

It's a treatment made to rejuvinate your genitals' elasticity and firmness, vagina rejuvination is surgery-free and said to bring years back to your lady bits.


7. Pejazzling & Vajazzling

You've probably heard of vajazzling, the trend of women putting glitter on their lady bits for decoration. Well, now the fellas are doing it too! Welcome to pejazzling.


8. Vaginal Bleaching

Just like your anus, apparently your vagina can be too brown, too. If you're feeling not-so-great about your labia being too dark, well, now you can fix that.


9. Scrotum Enlargement

Have you ever looked at your guy's balls and thought "gee, those could be bigger"? Neither have we, but it seems some men are getting scrotum enlargements for themselves. 


10. Vagina Mints

Think you don't quite smell so fresh down there? Well, forget douching! Now you can just put a special mint in there and--voila! Unfortunately, they're sugar-based and therefore may cause a yeast infection.


11. Labiaplasty

For women who think that their labia (the protruding lips surrounding the opening of the vagina) is too large, there is now a surgical procedure to reduce their size. Wow!

12. Artificial Hymen

That's right, ladies, if you've ever regretted losing your virginity, now you can get your hymen back with the Artificial Hymen Kit. Our take, though: it's scary!