New “Nipple” App Allows You To Track Your Sex Life

Some apps are made to help improve your oral sex skills and some apps are made to help you hook up, but the new Nipple app does something with what you're already doing: it tracks your sex life in detail

The app, which is made to track your sexual activities and “see how your performances evolve," allows you to get very specific with your bedroom fun. You start by saying if you had sex, masturbated, did heavy petting, had oral sex or kissed. Then you track what you used to do it, how it was for you, where you did it (so many options!), who you did the dirty act with (including their first name, race and characteristics such as “chubby” or “tattoo”), how long it lasted, whether or not you had an orgasm and what you used for protection. Wowza!

As if that wasn’t enough, the app lets you see a detailed sex diary, including how much time you spend on different activities (sex versus kissing versus oral sex) and even the different positions you may engage on (too much traditional missionary? Well, now you’ll know!). 

We’re seriously impressed by all of the details that the app offers but, to be honest, we’re honestly wondering, um, why do we need this? 

To top it all off, the app actually lets you earn points that you can then share with fellow users. You can earn points off of your sex life and then compare notes with others. Again, we ask: Why do we need this? We admit we’re maybe a little curious about our own stats but maybe some things really are better left to the imagination. 

What do you think of this new app? Will you be using it?

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Irina Gonzalez, Director of Audience Development

Irina Gonzalez is the Digital Audience Development Manager for Latina.com and The Latin Kitchen, where she oversees social media, content partnerships, writes and edits, and more. An NYC-based journalist, web editor, and food writer, she started her career with an internship at Latina magazine while receiving her bachelor’s at New York University. Her work has appeared in Time Out New York, MamasLatinas.com, FamilyCircle.com, TheFrisky.com, GoodHousekeeping.com, and more. When she’s not checking out the latest taco restaurant in New York City, scouring for the best tapas in Barcelona, or dreaming of visiting Alex Atala’s restaurant in Brazil, she’s blogging about her favorite recipes, healthy eating tips and maintaining her 100 pound weight loss on HealthyLatinFood.com. You can always find her on Twitter (@msirinagonzalez) & Instagram (@msirinagonzalez) talking about her latest delicious meal.

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