After many hours of discussion and debate surrounding Mexico's
multiple crisis' as of late, we here at Latina came to a drastic, but
necessary conclusion. Mexico is, quite frankly, suffering from some of
the worst juju we have witnessed in recent history—thus, leaving us no
other option than to declare that our neighbors to the South are in
serious need of some spiritual intervention.

I’m unbelievably impatient and will quickly lose interest if I don’t see results right away. Previous attempts to gain weight by eating greasy burger after greasy burger were always short-lived because I wouldn’t gain a pound. I’ve since learned that eating just one big meal and slacking off for the rest of the day was not going to cut it.

Well I’m thrilled to say that I’ve already seen the numbers go up on my scale! I’d leveled off at 80 pounds since November and in the past four weeks I’ve gained—drum roll please—five pounds!