You Thought North West Was a Crazy Name? The 25 Craziest Names in Latino Culture

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What’s in a name? A bunch of nonsense, that’s what. Just kidding. But no, seriously, we’re still scratching our heads at North West, the eccentric name Kim Kardashian and Kanye West chose for their already famous baby girl. But hey, at least she won't lose direction in life (hopefully) with a name like North.

But if you think that's an odd name, think again. North West has nothing on Latino names, which are composed of the most creative and eccentric pairings of letters. Without further ado, below is a list of the absolute craziest Latino names we've ever heard of (our sincere apologies in advance if you're named one of these, but we gotta have fun once in a while). Go ahead and laugh with us. Oh, and in case you were wondering, the name of the above kid is Agapito. Kidding - that's really mean.

Dominicana

Conversation when Dominicana was 13: “Mami, couldn't you just have bought me a onesie with the flag on it?”

Bienvenido

Nothing says 'We really, really, really, really wanted you' like naming your baby Welcome.

Rubiselda

This name sounds like it really wanted to be two separate names instead.

Anacleta

Eerily rhymes with chancleta...

Asquasis

This should actually be a water park.

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