Eva Longoria Parker Pregnancy Rumors Put to Rest

Eva Longoria Parker isn't pregnant, she's just a really dedicated actress, her representative Liza Anderson claims. The publicist attempts to squash the now omnipresent rumors that Eva is expecting by releasing a statement explaining the reason for her new, more "homely" look:

"For the upcoming season of Desperate Housewives [Eva's character] Gabrielle has 'gained' weight and cut her hair," says Anderson. "She is now a worn-out mother with two kids. Eva has enjoyed a more relaxed environment and will even be wearing butt pads and stomach pads."

Well, either that settles it or this is the most creative cover-up any celeb has come up with to dodge pregnancy rumors. Guess only time will tell which it is...