The 20 Worst Things You Can Tell Your Latina Mom

“I have found the perfect man – and we’re getting married this weekend.”

“I’m not serving anyone here… I don’t care if it’s my birthday party and I should be a good hostess.”

"I had McDonald's. That's real food."

“Keep talking… I’m taking you to a nursing home once you’re of age.”

“I got a tattoo… and it’s big.”