The 20 Worst Things You Can Tell Your Latina Mom

“Mom… I’m on birth control.” This simple statement is cause for a full-blown freak-out session.

“You know what? I just don’t feel like greeting anyone at this party. Let me be anti-social for once.”

“Mami… I really can’t stand your food.”

“I don’t believe in God.” Just… don’t say that to your mom. She will most likely just pray for your salvation. (If you haven't already, check out our piece on Latinas who are coming out of the closet as atheists)

"Can you please turn that off? I can't stand Spanish music."