The 20 Worst Things You Can Tell Your Latina Mom

“I’m pregnant.” This kind of news is cause for debate. Once you reach a certain age, mami will most likely be thirsting for grandchildren. But traditionally you need to have your education, career and (hopefully) wedded bliss all in order first.

“Mami – my significant other is vegetarian, so forget about all the carne asada you just prepared. And basically all meat at family gatherings, ever.”

“Well… Tia Rosanna commented on my weight so I had to let her know that she’s a little too heavy to be talking about others.”