3. If your parents get angry at you for coming home “late.” You just look at them, and remind them that you’re 30.
4. If you end up going to five happy hours in one workweek just to avoid coming home straight after work – and end up teetering on alcoholism.
5. If you’re in your mid-20s, and are bombarded with the following questions before you leave the house – every, single, time: “Where are you going? Who are you going with? What time are you coming home? How come I've never met these friends? What do they study? Do they work?” The only thing left to give is your friend's Social Security Number. But we don't ever want to go there.
6. If you want privacy in this world – because it just won’t happen under your Mami and Papi's roof.