Weird News of the Day: Dominican Man Wakes Up Without A Penis

A 45-year-old Dominican man woke up this week after a heavy night of drinking to find that he no longer had his precious man jewel.

According to The Huffington Post, Geraldo Ramos, of Santiago, told local TV station Noticias Sin he has no idea what happened to his penis but his neighbors had a different story to tell.

Ramos’ neighbors say a dog attacked him while he was drunk. But he claims he doesn’t remember such an attack and there is still no trace of the alleged dog.

Ramos now has to wear a catheter and has sworn he will never drink again.