It's Real: Meet The Mexican Hombre With A 19-Inch Penis

It's Real! Meet the Hombre with a 19-Inch Penis

Most men wish they had an enormous penis. They believe that having a life-sized anaconda inside their chonies will help them get lucky with women. Makes sense; women often claim to love a big Johnson. Well, be careful what you wish for, ladies and gentlemen. 52-year-old Roberto Esquivel Cabrera has a two-pound, 19-inch penis — and he says it’s ruining his vida!

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A resident of Saltillo, Mexico, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera told local newspaper La Vanguardia that his penis is so large that he cannot work. So, naturally, he wants to file for disability. His pene, which hangs below his knees, is also killing his sex life because it scares women off. I know that if he dropped his trousers in front of me, I’d run so fast that all he’d see is smoke.

Currently, Esquivel Cabrera is consulting with doctors to see what they can do to remedy his unfortunate situation. As it turns out, his penis is only six inches long; the other 13 inches are simply excess skin! Regardless, Roberto is hoping to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for having the longest penis in the world. Winning that title might be the only satisfaction he’ll receive for a long, long time. Pobrecito! 

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