6 Ridiculous Things Blowjobs Have Been Compared To

1. Lollipop

In his song "Candy Shop," 50 Cent references getting a blowjob as licking a lollipop. The lyrics: “I’ll take you to the candy shop, I’ll let you lick a lollipop."

2. Corn on the Cob

Three Six Mafia's "Slob on My Knob" uses a corn on the cob reference. The lyrics: Slob on my knob / Like corn on the cob / Check in with me / And do your job

3. Fountain

A poem titled “Fellatio” by John Updike refers to the height of oral sex as a fountain. “How beautiful to think that each of these clean secretaries at night, to please her lover, takes a fountain into her mouth.”

4. Whistle

Flo Rida uses the term "whistle" for his euphemism: “Can you blow my whistle baby let me know, I’m gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow. Just put your lips together and you come real close.”

5. Frog

Kissing a frog prince? Yes, this is real! “Let me introduce his frogness, you alone can get him singing, he’s all puffed up wanna be your king, oh you can do it, c’mon lady kiss that frog” –Peter Gabriel

6. Dog with a bone

“She’s using her head again, I’m just giving the dog a bone” –AC/DC