Men Can’t Read Women’s Emotions Through Eyes, Study Says

MSN Now reports that this might all be down to evolution, “since reading a man’s eyes while battling for territory or hunting for food would have been a useful skill.”

So you can forget about all those scenes from The Notebook where Ryan Gosling looks into Rachel McAdams’ eyes. Oh, and those sappy telenovela scenes where Don Juan [or insert another Don _____ name here] grabs Maria [or insert another telenovela-appropriate female name here] by the arms to read into her eyes with his piercing ones and plead with her to take him back? Just forget those too.