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11.21.09
LIFESTYLE
10 Ways To Tell You're Latina
by Mariela Rosario | 05.15.2008 | 3:43pm | 96 Comments
Retna Ltd.
With all the recent frenzy about who is Latina and who isn't (Fergie, J. Alba , etc.) we decided to create the definitive lists of characteristics that can help you determine whether or not you have what it takes to be Latina.
You know you are Latina:
- If you can't fight the urge to clap on a plane that has just landed!
- If your boyfriend plucks, waxes or in any other way grooms his eyebrows even more than you do, then you are most likely a Latina...dating a Latino!
- If even though you're fluent in English, you still refer to going grocery shopping as a compra.
- If you have ever committed the cardinal sin and fashion faux pas of wearing socks with sandals!
- If something immensely sad or something immensely adorable both elicit the exact same response of "Ay Bendito!".
- If your grandmother's chancletas seemed to have some mystical boomerang powers, you know, she threw it at you and somehow it was magically back in her hand before you could even look up from your hiding place, then you are definitely Latina!
- If Vick's VaporRub was pronounced Bibaporú and used by everyone in your family to cure anything from burns to acne to La Gripa to infertility.
- If you have ever sat down on a couch and then immediately fallen off because of the slippery smooth surface created by the plastic covering the entire living room set...Latina all the way baby!
- If you grew up with a mother and/or grandmother who made you eat a ton of their food to prove how much you loved them, and then called you gordita five minutes later while pinching your chichos!
- If you are completely fed up with being called, fiery, spicy, caliente or any other adjective that could also describe a chili pepper, you are absolutely, positively, undeniably Latina.
What do you think? Let us know and be sure to share any other surefire sign of Latinidad with us!
96 Comments
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lucita13
04.17.2009 11:00am |
My mother's family came to NY in 1948. She assimilated into the American culture of the 50's - not Nuyorican which is more contemporary. I never realized how latina I am until I read this list. I howled! I can relate to every one of them! Vicks vaporub has been the miracle cure in my family for now the third generation.
BTW - if we can't laugh together, then we will cry alone.
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celine361
04.14.2009 3:38pm |
You know what people (we latina's) just need to see this as funny. I don't think that anyone meant it to be offensive just funny. get over it. Oh and by the way anyone calling themselves LATIN who is not from latin america or a desendent of latin america needs to stop calling themselves LATINA'S
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Livier Garcia
01.25.2009 3:47am |
Being categorized as Latina is not something as simple as checking off boxes on a “Latiness” list. Being Latina is a bit more complicated, that is why I find it interesting that Latina Magazine seems to use essentialism to tell a different story. When scanning through the magazine issue, one is able to quickly see the homogenization of the culture using advertisements, pictures, and their stories. Being Latina goes a bit further than simply wearing bold colors, showing off your curves, and cooking spicy dishes for dinner every night. Month after month, the writers come up with “creative ideas” to “Latinize” traditional recipes, and make up these (sometimes funny) stereotypical lists. My problem with the magazine has always been its failure of addressing the DIFFERENCES amongst Latinas.
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medeltor
01.23.2009 11:33pm |
I understand why this articles getting a lot of backlash....I'm a proud latina, and can relate to most of what is on this list, but there isn't any way to catgorize what being a true Latina means....and by trying to do so, and lumping so many beautiful, individual cultures together, we are only giving into so many Gringo stereotypes that we are all the same.....le gente se tienen que fijar que es la lengua que nos une; tenemos culturas muy diferentes!
un gran beso para todas las Latinas :-)
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