11.22.09
LIFESTYLE

10 Ways To Tell You're Latina

Retna Ltd.

With all the recent frenzy about who is Latina and who isn't (Fergie, J. Alba , etc.) we decided to create the definitive lists of characteristics that can help you determine whether or not you have what it takes to be Latina.

You know you are Latina:

  1. If you can't fight the urge to clap on a plane that has just landed!
  2. If your boyfriend plucks, waxes or in any other way grooms his eyebrows even more than you do, then you are most likely a Latina...dating a Latino!
  3. If even though you're fluent in English, you still refer to going grocery shopping as a compra.
  4. If you have ever committed the cardinal sin and fashion faux pas of wearing socks with sandals!
  5. If something immensely sad or something immensely adorable both elicit the exact same response of "Ay Bendito!".
  6. If your grandmother's chancletas seemed to have some mystical boomerang powers, you know, she threw it at you and somehow it was magically back in her hand before you could even look up from your hiding place, then you are definitely Latina!
  7. If Vick's VaporRub was pronounced Bibaporú and used by everyone in your family to cure anything from burns to acne to La Gripa to infertility.
  8. If you have ever sat down on a couch and then immediately fallen off because of the slippery smooth surface created by the plastic covering the entire living room set...Latina all the way baby!
  9. If you grew up with a mother and/or grandmother who made you eat a ton of their food to prove how much you loved them, and then called you gordita five minutes later while pinching your chichos!
  10. If you are completely fed up with being called, fiery, spicy, caliente or any other adjective that could also describe a chili pepper, you are absolutely, positively, undeniably Latina.

What do you think? Let us know and be sure to share any other surefire sign of Latinidad with us!

96 Comments
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You mean if you are Puerto Rican you will recognize the list. I am 100% LATINA. Born and raised in A South American country and I don't relate to this list.
"...if you are Puerto Rican." What does that mean.To point out a single group, is undoubtedly coming from a narrow-minded individual. Also, NO ONE is 100% anything. Any person with a decent IQ knows that. Know your history. We are all Latinos and proud of who we are. We apologize to no one for that. Whether you are from the island, Mexico or any SA country, we are one people, one proud people-Latinos! And if you are trying to infer that you are better than Puerto Ricans because of the mere fact that you're from South America, you couldn't be more wrong. Period! -A passionate Latina
"If you can't fight the urge to clap on a plane that has just landed!" Seriously. Its true, it's all true. I geniunely do this.
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Nice research! But it will not always application to everybody. It's not always true...Because there are many people who are living in Latin areas and has accustomed the habit practiced of Latina.
yeah it sounds just about right; i know how to say some things in spanish that i cant say in english....this is when i knew no spanish lol
UMM yea well i cant relate to tha list but it sounds strereo typical i kno wat ur talkin abt but not from experience QUe TeNgO qUE hAcEr--Dady yAnKeE
If Vick's VaporRub was pronounced Bibaporú and used by everyone in your family to cure anything from burns to acne to La Gripa to infertility. Ah yeah it was hard growing up in my family with my dad pronouncing things that way.
I grew up with Mexican parents born in the US....I can't relate to your list.....but I'm still a LATINA!!! que no?

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