10 Ways To Tell You're Latina

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10 Ways To Tell You're Latina

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With all the recent frenzy about who is Latina and who isn't (Fergie, J. Alba , etc.) we decided to create the definitive lists of characteristics that can help you determine whether or not you have what it takes to be Latina.

You know you are Latina:

  1. If you can't fight the urge to clap on a plane that has just landed!
  2. If your boyfriend plucks, waxes or in any other way grooms his eyebrows even more than you do, then you are most likely a Latina...dating a Latino!
  3. If even though you're fluent in English, you still refer to going grocery shopping as a compra.
  4. If you have ever committed the cardinal sin and fashion faux pas of wearing socks with sandals!
  5. If something immensely sad or something immensely adorable both elicit the exact same response of "Ay Bendito!".
  6. If your grandmother's chancletas seemed to have some mystical boomerang powers, you know, she threw it at you and somehow it was magically back in her hand before you could even look up from your hiding place, then you are definitely Latina!
  7. If Vick's VaporRub was pronounced Bibaporú and used by everyone in your family to cure anything from burns to acne to La Gripa to infertility.
  8. If you have ever sat down on a couch and then immediately fallen off because of the slippery smooth surface created by the plastic covering the entire living room set...Latina all the way baby!
  9. If you grew up with a mother and/or grandmother who made you eat a ton of their food to prove how much you loved them, and then called you gordita five minutes later while pinching your chichos!
  10. If you are completely fed up with being called, fiery, spicy, caliente or any other adjective that could also describe a chili pepper, you are absolutely, positively, undeniably Latina.

What do you think? Let us know and be sure to share any other surefire sign of Latinidad with us!

99 Comments

I like this post, keep up good work! :)

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Hola!

If you're Latina you should watch "Quiero Mi Boda" on MTV Tr3s on Mondays @ 9pm... its about bi-cultural couples planning their wedding..Latino's mixed with gringos and other cultures..oh man.

http://www.mtvtr3s.com/video/misc/477088/quiero-mi-boda-cindy-maykel-sne...

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Very interesting post...
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Im guilty of all 10!!WOW
WOW....#6 and #7 really brought back some memories...my mom was the one with the chancletas and my abuela would rub some bibaporu on my forehead so i wouldn't get a chichon on my forehead after bumping into a door.
EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A 200% LATINA AND VERY PROUD OF IT. THOSE TEN CHARACTERISTICS THAT YOU SAY MAKE A REAL LATINA ARE JUST A NONSENCE OF SOME OTHER LATINA THAT DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT OUR ROOTS. YES WE DID HAVE VICKS VAPORUB AND MY MOTHER USED IT ON ME MANY TIMES AND IT DID WORK. BUT THAT DOES NOT MAKE ME A REAL LATINA. MY GRANDMOTHERS CHANCLETAS WERE NEVER THROWN AT ME. THAT MEANS.WE WERE WELL EDUCADOS. A REAL LATINA IS A WOMAN WITH A BIG HEART, LOVES,CARES AND IS PROUD OF HER ROOTS.
I'm a gringa married to a Latino, but just got the mother-in-law experience with the food. She cried if I didn't clean my plate, but then asked my husband how I'm so round if I never eat. Still, I love her anyway and am proud to have a Latina mama!
lol ya tu sabes, see im half PR and black so just about most of those things apply to me!
Mi Buelita makes me eat a ton of her food!!! If I dont she gets her feelings hurt and I wont hear the end of it..
Oh, wow! And you don't even know me...Man, Vaporub sure does sting when it's placed all up your nostril that's already sore from a cold...and then smears it on your chest. But, don't all my linda, latina hermanas see that this is what makes us a part of such a beautiful culture? It's what sets us apart...our behavior, our mannerisms. So, you may claim you are latina all you want, but if your actions, demeanor screams of some other culture...then don't perpetrate. I can understand a lot of second generation nenas brought up here not being able to speak perfect Spanish, ( I bet you understand every single word coming out your mami's and tia's mouth when they are mad, or even you when provoked "le metes mano") but that is such a small part of who we are. I don't want us to let go of that legacy, ya'll...that need for togetherness, for laughter, for that sometimes warped sense of spirituality, for the need of some greasy empanadas once in a while. We don't really have the hangups that a lot of other cultures have, because we were taught to LOVE being latinas with our hips, big butts, and thick lips. I am never apologizing for who I am, the way I think, none of that! It doesn't make me uneducated, it makes me very true to self. (Actually, did you guys know that latinos are fast surpassing any other race in the states for college attendance?) I wish you guys have an amazing day and peaceful day.
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