11.07.09
LIFESTYLE
10 Ways To Tell You're Latina
by Mariela Rosario | 05.15.2008 | 3:43pm | 93 Comments
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With all the recent frenzy about who is Latina and who isn't (Fergie, J. Alba , etc.) we decided to create the definitive lists of characteristics that can help you determine whether or not you have what it takes to be Latina.
You know you are Latina:
- If you can't fight the urge to clap on a plane that has just landed!
- If your boyfriend plucks, waxes or in any other way grooms his eyebrows even more than you do, then you are most likely a Latina...dating a Latino!
- If even though you're fluent in English, you still refer to going grocery shopping as a compra.
- If you have ever committed the cardinal sin and fashion faux pas of wearing socks with sandals!
- If something immensely sad or something immensely adorable both elicit the exact same response of "Ay Bendito!".
- If your grandmother's chancletas seemed to have some mystical boomerang powers, you know, she threw it at you and somehow it was magically back in her hand before you could even look up from your hiding place, then you are definitely Latina!
- If Vick's VaporRub was pronounced Bibaporú and used by everyone in your family to cure anything from burns to acne to La Gripa to infertility.
- If you have ever sat down on a couch and then immediately fallen off because of the slippery smooth surface created by the plastic covering the entire living room set...Latina all the way baby!
- If you grew up with a mother and/or grandmother who made you eat a ton of their food to prove how much you loved them, and then called you gordita five minutes later while pinching your chichos!
- If you are completely fed up with being called, fiery, spicy, caliente or any other adjective that could also describe a chili pepper, you are absolutely, positively, undeniably Latina.
What do you think? Let us know and be sure to share any other surefire sign of Latinidad with us!
93 Comments
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my3treasures
10.18.2009 9:23am |
Oh, wow! And you don't even know me...Man, Vaporub sure does sting when it's placed all up your nostril that's already sore from a cold...and then smears it on your chest. But, don't all my linda, latina hermanas see that this is what makes us a part of such a beautiful culture? It's what sets us apart...our behavior, our mannerisms. So, you may claim you are latina all you want, but if your actions, demeanor screams of some other culture...then don't perpetrate. I can understand a lot of second generation nenas brought up here not being able to speak perfect Spanish, ( I bet you understand every single word coming out your mami's and tia's mouth when they are mad, or even you when provoked "le metes mano") but that is such a small part of who we are. I don't want us to let go of that legacy, ya'll...that need for togetherness, for laughter, for that sometimes warped sense of spirituality, for the need of some greasy empanadas once in a while. We don't really have the hangups that a lot of other cultures have, because we were taught to LOVE being latinas with our hips, big butts, and thick lips. I am never apologizing for who I am, the way I think, none of that! It doesn't make me uneducated, it makes me very true to self. (Actually, did you guys know that latinos are fast surpassing any other race in the states for college attendance?) I wish you guys have an amazing day and peaceful day.
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abcd
09.18.2009 9:49am |
I sure thought it was funny and YES I can relate to most of it but guess what Its FRIDAY I'm not going to sit here and talk social customs by geography. Not all Latinas are the same, nor do we act the same but this is what makes us special, we're all different and thank god for that!!! because I don't share the same opinion with others who chose to bash a funny post. You all have a blessed day!!!
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arinsblogcdyt
09.15.2009 5:33pm |
It is sooooo tickling.
I think all girls are Latinas’ at some or the other point in life. So have a hearty Laugh for yourself too! I will not ask you to learn all these ways so that you don’t repeat the ‘sin’ of being called a Latina again.
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