7 Problems Busty Chicas Know All Too Well

Pro: cleavage. Con: nothing fits, it hurts to run, seatbelts... the list goes on and on. Here, 10 problems all Latinas with big boobs can relate to.

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1. Fitness? Ugh.

Getting your a** to the gym is hard enough, but when you’re a busty girl you’re pretty much screwed. Why? Let us count the ways:

1. Finding a sports bra that fits, keeps everything in place, but doesn’t cut off circulation is pretty much like looking for a unicorn. (Hahahaha good luck).

2. Running and jumping and, you know, physical exercise is painful. GRAVITY, YOU GUYS.

3. Two words: boob sweat.


2. Fashion? WHY

Cute bras? Yeah right. Button shirts? Gotta size up like two sizes. Ruffles? Don’t even go there. Empire waist seams? That’s now called “that weird line dissecting your breasts.” Strapless? Better be ready to pull that sucker up every five seconds. Navigating the clothing section of any department store is like navigating a minefield.


3. Sexy? Always

No use trying to hide those suckers. Shy by nature? Tank tops, v-necks, sweetheart necklines are all plotting against you. 


4. Cross-body? LOL

From putting on a seatbelt to wearing that cute cross-body bag, a piece of fabric diagonally cutting through your body and parting your boobs is just… uncomfortable. In more ways than one. 


5. Clumsy? Yep

Some might call you clumsy, but it’s not your fault you knock things over with those knockers. (You just wanted to grab the pepper!)


6. Hazardous? For sure.

You’re basically walking around with a shelf protruding from your body. So when you’re washing dishes, eating, or sitting at a counter or bar, you know something is definitely getting on those suckers. (Bringing even more attention to them. Ah, the irony.)


7. Misunderstood? You Bet

Ever since you started, ahem, growing, your friends have always told you that having big boobs is the best. (Not to mention, always lamenting that they wish they had boobs like yours.) Little do they know all the weird situations, fashion dilemmas and actual, physical pain (hello, backaches!) you face. Shut up, A cup.