We know Brazilians aren't shy, but damn! What’s up with the crazy pair of strategically shredded denim booty shorts that supermodel Gisele Bundchen was caught wearing this week at a photo shoot in Malibu with lensman to the stars, Mario Testino (Tom Brady, eat your heart out)? Lord only knows what this outfit looks like from the front, but scandalous doesn’t even begin to describe its backside. Is it a thong? Super-hot pants? Whatever it is, we wouldn’t dare rock it. Well…not unless we were a Brazilian supermodel named Gisele Bundchen. Doing a photo shoot in Malibu. With Mario Testino.