It's the kiss we've all (not really) been waiting for! Eva Longoria Parker and Teri Hatcher recently shot their much hyped girl-on-girl kiss—otherwise known as the ultimate TV ratings ploy—for an upcoming episode of Desperate Housewives, and Hatcher tells UsWeekly that it was her co-star who dominated the smooch.

"I did not kiss her," says Hatcher. "She kissed me. We had fun."

Longoria Parker also confirmed that she took control, saying, "Well, I'm a great kisser. She was not supposed to kiss back, so she was kind of just there, and I had to do all the work."

Well that doesn't sound very hot. Then again, nothing about kissing Teri Hatcher sounds hot, in our opinion!

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