The Latinas on Orange is the New Black are always cracking hilarious one-liners, so we decided to complie a list of the best ones. From Dascha Polanco as Daya to Diane Guerrero as Maritza, check out what these ladies have said on the show:
1. Dascha Polanco as Daya
"This inside me? It feels like a grenade right now. And soon, it's going to blow up and take me with it," she said when talking about her pregnancy.
2. Orange Is The New Black Quotes: Daya to Bennett
“I didn’t f**k dudes for Big Macs,” Daya told Bennett before they were getting intimate.
3. Elizabeth Rodriguez as Aleida
"You was raised in a non-traditional setting and you turned out great," Aleida told Daya as they're both sitting in prison.
4. Orange Is The New Black Quotes: Aleida to Daya
"A lot of people are stupid and still live full, productive lives," Alaida told her daughter, Daya, during her pregnancy.
5. Selenis Leyva as Gloria
"You know what gives me a headache? This job! I gotta be there for my son because he needs a mother. I didn't ask for this shit. You know that my ankles are swollen. I got calluses! And then my hair, smells like canola oil. I fucking hate this place. I quit!"
6. Orange Is The New Black Quotes: Gloria
“You get 10 percent of nothing on every nothing you nothing," Gloria told the rest of the girls once.
7. Orange Is The New Black Quotes: Gloria to Piper
"And don't be talking to me, white girl," Gloria told Piper once.
8. Orange Is The New Black Quotes: Gloria to Norma
“Santeria is some serious shit. […] This ain’t your culture. This ain’t your history," Gloria told Norma during season 3.
9. Jackie Cruz as Flaca
"Okay, it's like getting into a bath, but the water is warm chocolate pudding. And The Smiths are playing "There Is a Light That Never Goes Out." Oh. There's warm lighting all over and there're like five dudes massaging you," Flaca said when asked what is love.
10. Orange Is The New Black Quotes: Flaca
“That Reggaeton shit gives me a headache. it’s the same thing over and over,” Flaca said, reading all of our minds.
11. Diane Guerrero as Maritza
“It’s like they’re getting special privileges and we the black people."
12. Jessica Pimentel as Maria
"This world is full enough of bitches trying to kill you," while going into labor at Litchfield.
13. Laura Gomez as Blanca Flores
"Diablo says there are no perfect couples but each couple is perfect in its own way," Blanca telling the other ladies about her boyfriend.