Mario Lopez has managed to crank out another 15 minutes of fame by landing himself a role in the hit Broadway musical A Chorus Line. The Saved by the Bell and Dancing with the Stars alum, who really should have drifted off into obscurity in the late-90s, will play the role of Zach (hah!), the demanding director who is casting the chorus roles for a new Broadway musical. Mario's run starts on April 15 and will go until Sept. 7. We're pretty lukewarm about Mario around here, but if a stint on Broadway means we get to see more of this, sign us up.