Despite her love of hooker heels and dresses that fold up smaller than dinner napkins, Mariah Carey insists that she's no promiscuous girl. Since her divorce from Thalia's husband Tommy Mottola, she's been linked witha string of men, including Derek Jeter, Luis Miguel, record exec Mark Sudack and—most notoriously—Eminem, but Mimi swears that last one is not true. She tells the Times of London, "Please! I never had any type of sexual relationship with that man. I can count the number of people I've had sex with on fewer than the fingers on one hand."

Are we counting knuckles too, Mariah?