Jessica Alba's 8 Craziest Quotes!

Jessica Alba is definitely one Latina who's just about flawless! So it was pretty crazy to hear what the Mexican American beauty told Women's Health UK during a recent interview for the magazine's September/October 2013 issue. "I have cellulite and stretch marks -- and I have a muffin top!" She said.

Wait, que?! To us, that was just loco because we don't see any of that! But her comment had us thinking -- what other outrageous and silly things has Jessica said? Here are eight of the actresses' craziest quotes:

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On boys:

“I thought it was my job to give all the boys their first kiss.”


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On dating, before settling down with Cash Warren:

“I’m way too high maintenance to be in a relationship with an actor. I don’t need a man who spends as much time in front of the mirror as me."

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On doing a kissing scene with an actor she doesn't like:

"I could have sexual chemistry with vinegar. When you're making a movie with an actor, either it's someone you want to sleep with or you're thinking of someone you want to sleep with or you're thinking of your dog. I think of Sid and Nancy, my pugs."

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On her favorite Nickelodeon character:

"I like Spongebob Squarepants. He's goofy, like me."

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On men & nudity in magazines:

"Men's magazines have nipples, so why don't women have a magazine where men show their penises? There's Playgirl, but not a fashion magazine like Elle. If there was a magazine like that I'd buy it. Nudity's not a big deal to me. I've said I won't go naked in any of my movies, because I don't want to. But that doesn't mean I don't want to see other people."

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On her Latino family:

"I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out."

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On becoming more emotional:

"I never cried before. Just being a mother is making me a big, weepy mess."

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On her idea of adults while growing up:

"From a very early age, I remember thinking that adults were always acting like a**holes. I couldn't understand why I had to respect them."