JLo Birthday: Kills Shutterbugs Dead
Kills Shutterbugs Dead: Rumors of crazy diva behavior seem to fly around Jennifer like mosquitos, so to
keep those gossip-mongers at bay, we formulated a can of fast-acting Rumor
Repellent. One spray of this powerful stuff will make headlines like "Jennifer
Lopez Hires Masseuse for Newborn Twins" disappear. It also works double-duty to
ward off unwanted paparazzi, and kill any photos taken from unflattering angles.