Celebrity babies stand out in more ways than one – they're heir to famous parents, are more wealthy and privilieged than we can imagine, and tend to have some of the most eccentric names we’ve ever heard of (As if these tykes aren’t already doomed to be singled out in the classroom!).
Check out 16 of the weirdest, wackiest, and most unbelievable baby names ever:
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1. Kimye

Name: Saint West
Parents: Kim Kardashian-West and Kanye West
At last, the most anticipated baby name of the year has finally been revealed.
Kim Kardashian-West and Kanye West welcomed their second child into the world on December 5, 2015. The couple left fans hanging by a thread to hear what they would name their son. Two days later, Kardashian took to Twitter, writing "SAINT WEST", Us Weekly reports.
2. Silas - Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

Name: Silas
Parents: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel
Most recently, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel released an adorable picture of Biel with baby Silas Randall Timberlake. Though we have yet to get confirmation on why they chose Silas, the name comes from the bible and also means “Man of the Forest” in Latin.
3. Apple – Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

Name: Apple
Parents: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin
Gwyneth Paltrow explained her fruit choice to Oprah by saying, “It sounded so sweet and it conjured such a lovely picture for me – you know, apples are so sweet and they're wholesome and it's biblical – and I just thought it sounded so lovely and ... clean! And I just thought, 'Perfect!'."
4. Summer Rain – Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler

Name: Summer Rain
Parents: Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler
Christina Aguilera had some deep insight into naming her daughter Summer Rain. She told People “Summer is a time of spreading warmth and light, while rain washes away… replenishes and brings new life to allow growth and new beginnings.”
5. Esmeralda Amada – Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling

Name: Esmeralda Amada
Parents: Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling
It took one month post-birth for the couple to reveal the eccentric name of their daughter Esmeralda. Mendes has said that she was inspired by her character in 2007’s We Own the Night, who was named Amada Juarez.
6. Rocket Ayer – Pharrell and Helen Lasichanh

Name: Rocket Ayer
Parents: Pharrell Williams and Helen Lasichanh
Leave it to music sensation Pharrell to take inspiration from a number of his favorite artists to name his son. Rocket was named in honor of Stevie Wonder, Elton John, Herbie Hancock, and Roy Ayers.
7. Seargeoh and Sage Moonblood- Stylvester Stallone

Names: Seargeoh and Sage Moonblood
Parents: Stylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack
Sylvester Stallone’s late son Sage Moonblood, who passed away due to heart disease at the age of 36, is still talked about for his unusual name, which was reportedly given based on his role in a movie where his character lost a lot of blood. Not to mention Stallone wanted to further confused everyone with his other son’s name, Seargeoh, for a different spelling on the classic Sergio.
8. Bronx Mowgli – Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

Name: Bronx Mowgli
Parents: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz
It’s no surprise Simpson and Wentz gave their son a Disney-inspired middle name, considering their wedding was Disney-themed. And why not mix it with one of New York’s boroughs, too?
9. Rocky – Freddie Prinze and Sarah Michelle Gellar

Name: Rocky
Parents: Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar
Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar’s baby is named after two of the world’s most famous boxers – Marciano and the fictional Balboa – yet the name really means “stony” or “craggy”.
10. Tennessee – Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth

Name: Tennessee
Parents: Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth
Reese Witherspoon is practical, being that baby Tennessee was raised in Tennessee. But, who really wants to be named after one of the states?
11. Jermajesty – Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

Name: Jermajesty
Parents: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Jermaine Jackson and his then-wife, Oaziaza, a Colombian model, named their son Jermajesty – a combination of his own name, Jermaine, and the word majesty.
12. Sparrow James Midnight – Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

Name: Sparrow James Midnight
Parents: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden
Given Nicole Richie and Joel Madden’s trendy and cool nature, they were bound to name their son something offbeat such as Sparrow.
13. Moroccan – Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

Name: Moroccan
Parents: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon
The now divorced Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon chose Moroccan for their son’s name because he proposed to her in her Moroccan-style room.
14. Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Atlaluna Florence – Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson

Name: Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Atlaluna Florence
Parents: Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson
Uma Thurman’s daughter was gifted with five names, yet out of all that, they call her “Luna." The actress claims that each name was given for a special reason and meaning to her mother and father.
15. Zuma Nesta Rock - Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

Name: Zuma Nesta Rock
Parents: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale
Gwen Stefani and hubby love naming their children things that are eccentric, yet meaningful. For instance, Nesta was Bob Marley’s middle name, which the couple tends to have a liking for.
16. Honor Marie and Haven Garner – Jessica Alba and Cash Warren

Names: Honor Marie and Haven Garner
Parents: Jessica Alba and Cash Warren
Jessica Alba’s daughters’ names, though different, are still acceptable and pretty. Haven was named after Cash Warren supposedly said that “she was born in a safe haven”.
17. Hayes Alba Warren -Jessica Alba and Cash Warren

Name: Hayes Alba Warren
Parents: Jessica Alba and Cash Warren
Following the letter 'H' the Mexican-American actress and hubby Cash Warren named their first son Hayes Alba Warren.
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