Video: Jennifer Lopez Steals the "Lopez Tonight" Show

The wrong Lopez stole the show last night! Jennifer Lopez made a hysterical visit to the Lopez Tonight show yesterday and impressed everyone with a five minute stand-up routine.

Not only was it really funny, but the short monologue totally gave us a glimpse into the mega-divas personal preference and beliefs. For example, in a few short minutes we learned that not only does La Lopez seriously dislike Sarah Palin, but she also really doesn't approve of folks who dress up their pets. In between all of these enlightening personal revelations, Lopez managed to get in a few good zingers at NBC as well. Our fave? "Welcome to Lopez Tonight, where nobody gets fired, they just get replaced by a bigger star with the same last name!" All and all, she killed it, George Lopez better watch his back.