Sofia Vergara: "I Wish I Had Fake Boobs!"

Sofia Vergara: "I Wish I Had Fake Boobs!"
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In the sizzling May issue of Vanity Fair, Sofia Vergara shows off her infamous curves in a low-cut crimson dress. However, she revealed to the magazine that having a sexy body comes with its downsides.

"My boobs are, like, huge. My whole life, buying a bra was a nightmare," Vergara candidly revealed in the interview accompanying the spread. "What I used to do when I moved to L.A., I found places like Frederick’s of Hollywood that make bras for streetwalkers.”

The actress added that she wasn’t talking about “hookers." “You know…dancers…Strippers. Skinny girls with gigantic boobs," she said. 

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She wasn’t knocking strippers, though. Instead, the bombshell explained that she actually envies them. “Believe me, I wish I had fake boobs. I lay down and they completely go down like all the way… It’s not fun,” Vergara said, obviously referring to her naturally given 32F-sized breasts.

The Hot Pursuit star added that bras and clothing can be difficult to find in her size. “Sometimes you read in the press like, “Oh, Sofia is wearing again the same shape dress,’" she said, referring to critics complaints over her signature mermaid-style dresses. "I want to answer them and say, ‘What the fuck do you want me to wear? Obviously there’s a reason why that’s what I go for.”

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The 42-year old actress got engaged to Joe Manganiello in December 2014, but the two have kept quiet about their wedding plans. Regardless, we expect to see Vergara strut her stuff down the aisle just like she always does!