Slideshow: Our Most Cringe-Worthy Moments of the Decade

Snakes on a Plane

Merengue star Elvis Crespo was accused of masturbating on a flight from Houston to Miami in March of '09. The woman unfortunate enough to be sitting next to the singer, Patricia Perea, said Crespo began performing the act approximately 15 minutes after takeoff, covering himself with a blanket and later exposing himself. Perea informed the flight's captain, who then alerted air traffic at Miami International Airport. Crespo was reportedly questioned by police upon landing and said, "I don't recall doing that." Yeah, well, we'd like to forget the whole thing, too. However, the memory is painfully burned into our brains. We just can't stop wondering: was the bathroom really that far away?