LATINOMETER Naomi Campbell
04/10/2008 - 17:27 ||
Latino fever is running rampant these days, and nobody's got it worse than Naomi Campbell. The British supermodel and champion Blackberry-thrower has been stepping out with a Latin billionaire, vacationing with Shakira, and practically moved to Brazil in an effort to join our club. But no matter how long Naomi marinates herself in latinidad, she must pass our rigorous audit before we can give her Honorary Latina status. We've broken down Naomi's vital stats to determine her score on the Latinometer...
THE VERDICT: FAIL!
We appreciate Naomi's effort to channel her inner Latina, but homegirl is still a bit too unstable for us. We suggest she get herself some therapy and re-apply when she's in a happier place.