Kathy Griffin's Date Night with Levi Johnston

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In today's totally weird news, the perpetually hot, half-Mexican Levi Johnston, 19, went out on a "date" with Kathy Griffin, 48. Yup, you read that correctly, we said Kathy freakin' Griffin.

No, hell hath not frozen over and pigs have not flown—it was just the Teen Choice Awards, which are only a little less horrifying. Apparently, the red-haired comedienne decided to take Bristol Palin's baby daddy to the event for fun, joking with reporters, "Long-distance relationships are not easy, especially when he's in his igloo and I'm in my Hollywood tower."

Johnston was in Los Angeles for a Vanity Fair photo shoot (which we will all be drooling over shortly), and was decidedly less verbose when asked about escorting Griffin to the awards show. "I just, you know, look at her, shut up and do what I'm told," he said when asked about his responsibilities for the evening.

What?! Shutting up and doing what he's told? Sounds like the dream date to us.

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Mariela Rosario,

I'm a raging opinionista and I love to share my ramblings on everything from pop culture to food to stuff that makes me laugh & cry! I've worked in all types of media (TV, film, print) and was previously the online editor at Latina magazine before joining Mamás Latinas. On most nights you can find me working my way through my library of cookbooks or playing with my puppy Lola (my only child so far). I have a wonderful hubby who shares my passion for any and all kinds of travel. Together, we've formed a semi-professional wine drinking team.

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