Jesus Luz Claims Madonna is "Only A Friend"

We wish we had friends like these! Jesus Luz recently gave his first televised interview with the Brazilian television show Fantastico and claimed that he and the Queen of Pop were not romantically involved. "She is my friend, only my friend," the model insisted. "Madonna is a person who I admire very much, a friend who has entered my life and [with whom] I keep in contact. Although Jesus's father had told Quem magazine that the young boy toy and Madonna were headed to the chapel to be joined in a commitment ceremony, the Brazilian hottie denied the reports, saying only, "I cannot say anything more than I don't have plans of marrying her. I can't say if she is the woman in my life."

Hmm, normally we'd side with the celebrity in attempting to dispel mistaken celeb rag reports— but given the fact that Jesus has been living in Madonna's West Side apartment, spends an extraordinary amount of time with the children and even seems to have converted to Kaballah, we're going to have to call bullsh*t on Jesus's denials of any romantic relationship. But who knows? Maybe Madge just wanted a really, really, really hot nanny?