Jennifer Lopez's Assistant Keeps a Close Eye on Marc Anthony

Jennifer Lopez might not have a nanny, but according to Page Six, she does have an assistant with an interesting task on her to-do list. The gossip column reports that J.Lo once sent her underling on tour with Marc Anthony to keep her husband's eyes from wandering too far. "She wanted reports back so he didn't cheat on her," says their source. Page Six also says the couple is selling the $8.5 million Bel Air mansion where they wed in 2004, though it's not clear why that is significant.

It's never good news when someone needs a personal helper to mediate their marriage. If crazy rumors like this one keep persisting, we're going to start to think that Jennifer and Marc's marriage really is like that ridiculous scene in El Cantante!