The Associated Press is reporting that Elvis Crespo stands accused of masturbating on a recent flight from Houston to Miami...and you thought he just looked creepy!

According to 52-year-old witness Patricia Perea, who sat next to Crespo on the flight, the merengue star—who married his manager, Maribel Vega, less than two weeks ago—began performing the act approximately 15 minutes after takeoff, covering himself with a blanket and later exposing himself. Perea informed the flight's captain, who then alerted air traffic at Miami International Airport. Crespo was reportedy questioned by police upon landing and said, "I don't recall doing that," which is kind of like A-Rod saying that he doesn't remember being injected with steroids, except even he was smart enough not to do that.

As of Wednesday, no charges had been filed against Crespo, but the investigation continues. In related news, "Suavamente" just took on a whole new and far more nausea-inducing meaning.

Do you think Elvis Crespo is guilty?