"Two of our detectives went back to that room to stop the activity," Midvale Police Sgt. John Salazar told news outlets. "Inside they found a female masseuse and male client. At that time an interview ensued and the male client admitted to receiving sexual gratification from the masseuse."

You guessed it. Archuleta was the client in question. However, his lawyer maintains this is all one big misunderstanding, insisting to NBC4 in Midvale that his client was there to receive legitimate massage therapy for his back. We’re certain this isn’t the happy ending Archuleta was expecting.