The Truth Behind William Levy's Tweets!
03/30/2012 - 15:20 ||
William Levy and professional dance partner, Cheryl Burke, performed a graceful quickstep that helped them glide into third place during Dancing With The Stars this week.
But strong dance moves aside, we can't help but wonder what's going on in that (beautiful) head of his...especially when we read his Twitter feed. We may never know for sure, but here's our take on translating some of his Twitter posts:
Translation: Thanks for making sure I don’t get voted off from DWTS!
Translation: I had a crappy car before those telenovela checks started to roll in. See, people - I can relate!
Translation: I'm feeling nostalgic and wishing Fidel Castro would drop dead already.
Translation: Don’t you wish you could eat some fish tacos with me? Or even watch me eat fish tacos??
Translation: Too bad for you that I'll never love you as much as you love me!
Translation: When will these kids grow up and move out already?!
Translation: My good looks might not win this thing after all!