The Truth Behind William Levy's Tweets!

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William Levy and professional dance partner, Cheryl Burke, performed a graceful quickstep that helped them glide into third place during Dancing With The Stars this week.

But strong dance moves aside, we can't help but wonder what's going on in that (beautiful) head of his...especially when we read his Twitter feed. We may never know for sure, but here's our take on translating some of his Twitter posts: William Levy Tweet

Translation: Thanks for making sure I don’t get voted off from DWTS!

William Levy Tweets

Translation: I had a crappy car before those telenovela checks started to roll in. See, people - I can relate!

William Levy Tweets

Translation: I'm feeling nostalgic and wishing Fidel Castro would drop dead already.

William Levy Tweets

Translation: Don’t you wish you could eat some fish tacos with me? Or even watch me eat fish tacos??

William Levy Tweets

Translation: Too bad for you that I'll never love you as much as you love me!

William Levy Tweets

Translation: When will these kids grow up and move out already?!

William Levy Tweets

Translation: My good looks might not win this thing after all!

William Levy and Cheryl Burke practice for Dancing with the Stars

William Levy and Cheryl Burke practice for Dancing with the Stars

William Levy and Cheryl Burke practice for Dancing with the Stars

 

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