A-Rod to Follow Madonna to South America, Malawi

Madonna sure has whipped it good, and by "it," of course we mean her boy toy Alex Rodriguez, who has decided to spend his downtime by following her Madgesty around the world.

First stop: Los Angeles, where A-Rod was spotted in the audience at Madonna's show at Dodger Stadium last Thursday night.

Next up: South America, where the pop icon will perform in Brazil, Chile and Argentina. "Maybe she'll teach Alex some songs from Evita," a friend told the New York Daily News.

Last stop: Malawi, where Madonna is building a "Kabbalah-enlightened" school, to which A-Rod had donated $500,000 this past summer. Although, another source tells the Daily News that that figure has been greatly exaggerated. We, however, doubt A-Rod would skimp his efforts where Madonna would feel it the most. A charity spokesman declined to comment and A-Rod's rep didn't return calls.

We want to know on which leg of their world tour our beloved Madriguez will come out publicly as a couple. We're sure those first exclusive pics will bring in quite a few bucks for the clandestine lovers—probably enough to feed all the kids in Malawi! Maybe it's time to take one for a higher cause, eh, Madriguez?