We plowed through the depths of the Internet to unearth the 10 most ridiculous stock photos of hot guys, ever. Take a look, have a laugh, be confused:
Batman meets.... Christian Grey? Now we know what Bruce Wayne likes to do in his spare time.
This bearded gent got really overeager (read: confused) about making those pool cocktails you requested.
He sacrificed... his dignity for this stock photo.
Just a shirtless guy lugging a canister full of.... something.
"Oh, don't mind me. Just taking a dip in this spring."
Perfect for any occasion when you need a photo of a pensive gentleman in a Santa hat sitting on some crates and drinking some. Wait... that never happens.
Just a guy — catching some fish with his bare hands.
The only acceptable use for this stock photo? Stories about male strippers.
Giving someone a plaid shirt automatically makes them a lumberjack, didn't you know? We can't vouch for the safety of chopping shirtless, however.