10 Quick Ways To Become An American
06/28/2013 - 15:40 | 0 Comments|
Countless immigrants become naturalized U.S. citizens on July 4th. Getting a piece of paper is one thing, but to fully become a true American it takes a lot of elbow grease and pent-up rage (like a lot of rage). Here we present 10 Quick Ways to Become an American—it’s easier than making Drake cry.
Blame Immigrants For Everything
If you lose your job—blame immigration. If your car gets stolen—blame immigration. If your favorite sports team loses—blame immigration. If you cheat on your husband—blame immigration. You’re an American now, so you’re not guilty of your own actions.
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