Mark Consuelos is Marrying Howard Stern

Ugly Betty's Mark Consuelos is all set to marry media king Howard Stern. Literally. As in, he became an ordained minister in order to marry the radio host to his model girlfriend, Beth Ostrosky. Apparently, Mark Consuelos and wife Kelly Ripa are practically BFFs with the aforementioned couple.

Of course, the logical thing to do upon hearing that your favorite couple is engaged is to run off and get ordained ASAP so that you can get the best seat in the house for the ceremony. Uhhh okay...maybe not. Is this just an effort to gain more publicity for the wedding? According to Beth it's not. In fact she says Kelly Ripa won't even be in attendance. "It's not that kind of thing. It's spiritual," she snapped to Fox News.

Okay we're not sure which image has us cracking up more—Howard Stern and Kelly Ripa on the same double date or Mark Consuelos looking austere at the pulpit. Either way, this is one wedding we're suddenly looking forward to.