Mario Lopez: "I Never Feel Awake Unless I'm Sweating"

In case you aren't getting enough of Mario Lopez these days, the folks at TV Guide want to remind you that he's fit and sweaty and likes to carry girls who are also fit and sweaty on his back. The latest issue, which hits newsstands tomorrow, has been temporarily converted from a couch potato guide to a fitness manual, featuring a semi-naked and dripping wet Mario with a bikini-clad Audrina Patridge (of The Hills semi-fame) clinging to his sculpted shoulders.

He tells readers "I never feel awake unless I’m sweating.” Okayyy…well, hopefully he at least wears deodorant. We still don't quite understand Mario's resurgence from cheesy '90s reruns to Broadway star, in-demand bachelor and omnipresent cover model (ok, we do understand...Dancing with the Stars) but we guess we’re not too surprised he’s soaking up all the fame he can before his 15 minutes are officially up.