These Items Prove Latinos Love ‘Star Wars’

This holiday season has fortunately (or not so fortunately depending on your position) coincided with the world premiere of the first J.J. Abrams. Star Wars. Ever. Or as our people call it: Estar Gwars.

You can’t walk through a discount department store this season without running into a piece of franchise merchandising. But I have discovered a favorite niche within this sickening display of capitalism, and it’s the Spanish-language/Latino stuff. There’s tons of it — proving that, not only are Latinos the future of this country, you might say we’re its only hope.

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1. Items That Prove Latinas Love 'Star Wars'

Men’s Star Wars "Soy Tu Padre" Darth Vader T-Shirt: Darth is just an undercover Latino.

Target, $12.99

2. 11 Items That Prove Latinas Love 'Star Wars'

El Lado Oscuro T-Shirt: The Force will always be with you. 

Stylin Online, $13.92

3. Items That Prove Latinas Love ‘Star Wars’

"Yo Soy Tu Bebe" Onesie: Because your baby was the force within you. Awww!

Tu Mascota Cadaver, $15.75

4. Items That Prove Latinas Love ‘Star Wars’

"Soy tu Padre, Mijo" T-Shirt: Your dad isn't as creepy but is just as harsh. 

So Mexican, $14.95

5. Items That Prove Latinas Love ‘Star Wars’

BPLA Chewbacca Jesus Canvas: Becuase Chewbacca is the gawd of hairiness.

Below Poverty Level, $50

6. Items That Prove Latinas Love ‘Star Wars’

Chuy (Chewbacca) Painting: Chuy with the ill sombrero game. 

Etsy, $15

7. Items That Prove Latinas Love ‘Star Wars’

Viva la Empire! Art Print: El Che would probably hate Star Wars

society6, $17.68

8. Items That Prove Latinas Love ‘Star Wars’

"Me llamo Arturito" Tote Bag: Adorable, practical and chevere.

Redbubble, $19.55

9. Items That Prove Latinas Love ‘Star Wars’

Chuybacca and Juan Solo T-Shirts: You are the Juan. 

$14 (each), Chuy's