Jessica Simpson "In Love" with Tony Romo

While her ex John Mayer is in Miami romancing Jennifer Aniston (side note: ick!), Jessica Simpson is blabbing about her great relationship with half-Mexican Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. "I thought that I had to be deeper, more profound and more artsy. You change with the guys you date," Jessica muses in the latest issue of Glamour. "Tony taught me that because he loves me [as me]. He made me feel comfortable [being myself] again."

Jessica reveals the couple met through her dad, Joe Simpson. After Tony spotted Jessica and Joe at the Country Music Awards last November, "Tony e-mailed my dad, 'Cute date,'" she reveals. The rest, as they say, is e-mail history. After weeks of phone calls and sent messages, Jessica and Tony finally went on a date, where Tony wasted no time trying to lock lips with Jessica. "I was taken aback...the fact that this guy, on our first date, in the first 10 minutes of dinner, wanted to lean over the table and say, 'This is my girl, and I want to kiss her'—our first kiss in front of everybody—was awesome," she says.

Somebody needs to throw a muzzle on this girl, stat. Doesn't Jessica know she's breaking the cardinal rule of celebrity romances: keep your mouth shut, deny everything? Sounds like this chatterbox needs to be schooled by Penelope and Javier on How to Keep Your Private Life Private.