Jennifer Lopez: I'm (Not) Real

There go our hopes and dreams. Jennifer Lopez's reality show for cable network TLC won't feature any of the juiciest aspects of her real life (marriage, kids, private jets and shopping sprees), but rather will focus on the "creation, production and eventual launch of a
new fragrance," according to her manager Simon Fields. He tells People, "Jennifer will appear in a creative, entrepreneurial capacity and will absolutely not feature her children and family life."

Sooo, we get to watch Jennifer sniff scent cards and approved bottle designs as opposed to jet-setting with Marc and the twins? Boring! Homegirl needs to take a lesson from Kimora Lee Simmons and let her fabulosity hang out for all of us to see. Otherwise, we'll be tuning out faster than you can say El Cantante.