J. Lo and Marc: No Nannies for Us

Forget those rumors of baby couture and an army of security guards. Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez would like us to believe they are just normal, average doting parents. In fact, proud papi Marc claims that the usually high-pro couple don't even have a nanny for infant twins Max and Emme. "It's just us, man. We're figuring it out and having a great time," he tells The Billy Bush Show. "[Jennifer] expects me to help and she makes no bones about it. I get the late shift. I get literally from 10 on because we don't have a nanny. It's just me and Jennifer figuring it out. From 10 p.m. to 8 [a.m.], that's my shift."

Marc also asserts that Jenny from the Block is a hands-on mami: "She's such an amazing mom and I'm so proud of her. She's such a gem to watch," he gushes.

Riiight. So the couple that reportedly refuse to leave the country without an entourage of 25 are raising two newborns alone? Nice try, Marc, but a nanny is a nanny by any other name.