It's a wonder fireworks didn't explode when Jennifer Lopez and Angelina Jolie met for a brief moment last night, wearing their red carpet finest to the L.A. premiere of Brad Pitt's new movie, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Here, our imagined exchange between the two stars:
Angelina: Jennifer, your ivory Roberto Cavalli gown is to die for. How do you get your cleavage to stay perched so firmly upright?
Jennifer: The same way you get your waist to look so impossibly slim under that Ralph Lauren gown, girl.