Eff, Marry, Kill: NBA Playoffs Edition

It’s the NBA Playoffs! But you can give a flying duck, right? While your hubbies and beaus are glued to the TV, you can focus on which NBA baller has the tightest bod, biggest muscles, and best grip. Well, chicas we present one of our fave games to play—Eff, Marry, Kill: NBA Playoffs Edition. Get ready for the, ahem, tip-off! 

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Eff: Al Horford

Team: Atlanta Hawks

How Many Times?: 15 (It’s his jersey number.)

Why?: Any man who can land former Ms. Universe, Amelia Vega, for a wife must be a maestro in between the sheets. Also, since the chiseled dominicano loves to post his tweets in both English and Spanish, we’re sure he knows sexual pleasure is a two-way street.

Shoe Size: 17—Bravo!