Camila Alves is Matthew McConaughey's Designated Driver

Hmmm, doesn't seem like impending fatherhood is making Matthew McConaughey act like more of a grown-up. The 38-year-old actor's girlfriend Camila Alves may have convinced him to trade in his trailer for a stack of bricks, but Mattie is still intent on partying like a teenager. Paparazzi spotted the hunky star at LA hotspot the Viper Room with an eight months pregnant Camila (who arrived separately) and Johnny Depp. Apparently, Matt threw back a few too many brewskies and was too toasted to drive home, so his expectant girlfriend had to be his DD. Matt left his car at the club—and found a parking ticket on it the next day.

Okay, we gotta give props to Matthew for having the brains to not drink and drive (and to Camila for getting out of bed to pick up her man), but maybe it's a problem when your 22-year-old girlfriend seems more mature than you.